allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

57 minutes ago with 235,126 notes via afairytailblog by allthe23yearolds

my bruise still looks so freakin cool

12 hours ago with 8 notes via

THERE WAS A TOILET BAT IN MY DORM. WHY BAT, WHY DID YOU GO IN THERE?? THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU IN THERE PLEASE DONT BE A DUMB, BE CUTE AND FLY AWAY AND NEVER GO IN A TOILET AGAIN

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

1 day ago with 263,691 notes via chabanabam by jackerlope

-teesa-:

3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

1 day ago with 236,614 notes via chabanabam by -teesa-

nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

1 day ago with 254,008 notes via chabanabam by neoridley
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mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

1 day ago with 188,435 notes via afairytailblog

babygoatsandfriends:

Spotted lamb thinks it’s a dalmation

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