so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck
my bruise still looks so freakin cool
THERE WAS A TOILET BAT IN MY DORM. WHY BAT, WHY DID YOU GO IN THERE?? THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU IN THERE PLEASE DONT BE A DUMB, BE CUTE AND FLY AWAY AND NEVER GO IN A TOILET AGAIN
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.